Just For Laughs

Mich forwarded me this:


So I took the liberty of saving my favorites! Enjoy!

I can't find the picture of The Pope and Hannibel Lecturn, but here's something equally amusing (or not):

... that's seriously my bangs without any gels or whatsoever. Amazing.

B_R_A_N_D_E_R_S is the New Google

FUNNY. I'm working on eliminating negative key/adwords based on the searches customers or non-customers did. These are some of the outrageous word/s people typed in our search box on our website. Just for laughs.

Legend : on the LEFT - categories where the search was performed; RIGHT - words typed in by customers.

Balls - "gay mens balls" (alam ko madaming bading dito pero wow wala kami nun sa website! pero mag-antay ka lang source kami for you! Go Kathy Go!)

Basketball - "pit bulls for sale" (wow porket may ball ang basketball feeling nia asa category din na to ang pitbull.)

Stickers - "hello my name is sticker" (um..okay. hindi to dating site oy! hahahaha)

Hoodies - "50 Cent hoodie" (um d kami mashado fan ni 50 cent sorry)

Mouse - "why does my mouse move on its own" (WOW. shopping site po ito hindi technical support shit.malay ko sa mouse mo! hahaha)

Nuts - "low hanging balls" (Nuts na pagkain to hinde po part ng badeh ok?!)

Sunglasses - "custom Kanye West sunglasses" (idol mo ba sha? sakanya ka na bumili)

Sunglasses - "jack martin risky business sunglasses" (wow very specific ang hanap mo ha. feeling tom cruise ka cguro)

Shot Glass - "Penis shot glass" (um sa adult website ata meron nian)

Sunglasses - "soulja boy sunglasses" (o isa pa to, idol mo din?)

... in fairness it made my task fun ha. More to come. I haven't finished my May and June file. Stay tuned!:P

You're the Cutest!

Sometimes napapaisip ako if gf ba meron ako or toy (as laruan hindi yung paglalaruan). Sometimes I just want to pinch your chubby cheeks to death kc ang cute cute cute mo! Your reactions (na parang baby minsan), your katangahan (in a cute way), your expressions, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah lika dito kukurutin kita!!!

I super love it whenever I try to give you my death stare (eyes super squinting + tight lips) and then you super squint your eyes too. That always make me giggle. Heeehee. And when you try to steal some more sleep when you're waiting for me to finish dressing up before going to work. Heeee. And when I tell you to "Wag ka chumever chever dun ha! (meaning mang chicks)", you'll answer back "Um, Chechever chever!". Haha! And when you try to act cool kahit super mushy mo pa din. :P Eeeeeee, you're the cutest.

O tinitignan kita, mukha ka na namang batang lost. Ayun nagpu2ppy face pa. I love you.:)

Squish, squish!!!:P

My Mini Payatas

... since Mich had me exposed and my mini payatas in her blog, I'd share them to you nalang as well. Hmph!

Here's my lovely workplace at Branders--

(depende lang sa angle ng camera pag sa side kinunan d naman mashado jurassic ah!)

...Don't you love it!!! Haha. I know I know I should be more organized! But I'm so busy. Um okay, I'm just rationalizing. Hehe. Truth is I need this mess so I'd appear swamped with work. Haha. And no, I haven't seen cockroaches pa naman. I asked Kathy if she would like to clean it for P50 but she just--walked out. Hahaha!

For the record, I already got rid of the hotsauce (gave it back to Vian) at my top shelf. Cheeks help me?

p.s. My hair looks funny coz Mich played with it! May dream ka maging hairdresser boy?