B_R_A_N_D_E_R_S is the New Google

FUNNY. I'm working on eliminating negative key/adwords based on the searches customers or non-customers did. These are some of the outrageous word/s people typed in our search box on our website. Just for laughs.

Legend : on the LEFT - categories where the search was performed; RIGHT - words typed in by customers.

Balls - "gay mens balls" (alam ko madaming bading dito pero wow wala kami nun sa website! pero mag-antay ka lang source kami for you! Go Kathy Go!)

Basketball - "pit bulls for sale" (wow porket may ball ang basketball feeling nia asa category din na to ang pitbull.)

Stickers - "hello my name is sticker" (um..okay. hindi to dating site oy! hahahaha)

Hoodies - "50 Cent hoodie" (um d kami mashado fan ni 50 cent sorry)

Mouse - "why does my mouse move on its own" (WOW. shopping site po ito hindi technical support shit.malay ko sa mouse mo! hahaha)

Nuts - "low hanging balls" (Nuts na pagkain to hinde po part ng badeh ok?!)

Sunglasses - "custom Kanye West sunglasses" (idol mo ba sha? sakanya ka na bumili)

Sunglasses - "jack martin risky business sunglasses" (wow very specific ang hanap mo ha. feeling tom cruise ka cguro)

Shot Glass - "Penis shot glass" (um sa adult website ata meron nian)

Sunglasses - "soulja boy sunglasses" (o isa pa to, idol mo din?)

... in fairness it made my task fun ha. More to come. I haven't finished my May and June file. Stay tuned!:P

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